My Glamorous Life

Here are some things that have happened this week.

-I've wiped snot from Jemma's nose because she and Jonah had colds.

-Felt sick to my stomach for 2 days straight.

-Walked through a spiderweb and got a spider on me. This is the 3rd time I've done this.

-Went to the park with the kids, where on the swings, Jonah has a great conversation with our friends Ronan's and Waylon's moms that included:

• "I threw up on the couch." (He had in fact done this, but it was over a week ago because his dad fed him too much junk food. The moms then were probably afraid of him getting their kids sick.
• "Jemma doesn't have a penis." (Very true, but I don't know where it came from.)

-Tried to sleep through Jemma talking in her sleep. Yep, she talks in her sleep. Last night she mumbled for a little bit, then out loud said, "Mommy, I pooped." I guess that's what a 2 yr-old dreams about.

-Swept up a million leaves from the back porch. Okay, that wasn't bad. My friend Jacob came and helped and it only took an hour. BUT, there were a ton of huge spiders and considering that was only a few hours ago, there should not be so many leaves already. Seriously, why do they keep falling?

-Cleaned up Jonah's throw-up. He was really tired and was having a tantrum and he still has this cough which triggered his weak gag reflex. It wasn't that much, but it was on my arm because I was holding him at the time. Yeah, I know, I live a glamorous life.